New school, shit!

Summary: Sakura Haruno never liked school and vice versa.
First of all, because she was a nerd: big round black glasses (like Harry Potter's), short pink straight hair always held up in a bun, baggy pants and T-shirts, oh yes… definitely a nerd with a capital "N", but she's no ordinary nerd you would want to mess with.

When she decides to move to another school to start a whole new life, she didn't expect to catch the eyes of a certain gang.
Read and find out about the crazy adventures she goes through with "her boys".
Watch out for the language (...Hidan)
Genre: Humor, Action, Suspension, Drama, Romance (This is starting to feel like a movie)
Type of fanfic: modern (I don't do well with ninja... I'm sorry)
Pairings: AkaSaku (You will decide who she ends up with)
*Important*: I don't own Naruto (but the story is mine, please be gentle with it *gives cookie and lollipop*)
Read, review, but the most important: laugh and enjoy ^_^

'Inner Sakura talk'
'Sakura's and other's thoughts'
"Real talk"



Hi there, how's it going? My name is Sakura Haruno, your average nerd, though I tend to deny it: ugly, short, horrible hair, no curves... you get the idea, but I don't care about that or about the people who insult me.
Let's see...ah...well...I'm an orphan, my parents died in a car accident when I was 6, I cried my freakin' eyes out when I found out, but my mom always told me to be strong "because life's a bitch"... well actually, she said that "The world is a cruel place". My father taught me the fun part of life like...fishing...baseball...fuck it, I can't think of anything right now, I'll tell you later when I'm not a nerve wreck. Why is that? One word: school

I'm walking towards my new school: Konoha High (I sure hope it's not high *snicker*) in Fire Country. I HATE school! Why? Because everyone fucking bullies me, whether I am nice to them or not, I think they do that because I'm different. Well... fuck them, so what if I'm different? At least I can stand up for myself, while others would probably be too scared to stand up for themselves.
I am currently wearing a baggy black T-Shirt, dark blue jeans (I sometimes wear baggy pants as well, since they're very comfortable), some red sneakers, BIG round black glasses hiding my green eyes (I hate these glasses, but the doctor said I have to wear them a little longer, then I'm free), short pink straight hair held up in a messy bun... oh, and my backpack of course, which is black with many peace signs in different colours, I just like the peace sign.

'I hate school, man... why do I need school anyway? I know a lot of things and I can't suffer another high school year without punching a retard', thought Sakura as she was walking to her new hel- I mean school...
'Will you shut up, I have to go with you, so stop complaining your ass to me...*sigh*.' With that Inner went to an imaginary fridge, pulled out an ice pack and set it on her head. I thought she's tougher than that...wuss.

'I heard that and why don't you use your martial arts to keep the dog- I mean students on their leash? I would break every single bone in their body', she said barking at me...yes I said bark (how you doin'?)

'Because we only use martial arts to protect ourselves Inner, not to attack, remember the very first lesson? Besides, it won't be long until we kick someone's ass', I said smirking, more like grinning like a crazy lunatic.

'Goody two-shoes' and then she stuck her tongue out at me, that bitch.
'...I heard that...bitch.'

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I'm black belted in karate, not to mention I know other types of martial arts like kung fu, jiu-jitsu, even kickboxing... that's what my father taught me, well... more like showed me when I was little and then the rest is history. He was a sensei at some well-known Dojo in my home town.

The bitch who insults me is my Inner, I discovered her when I was 7 ('Don't you mean I discovered you? I was the one who showed up first' said Inner as she punched the air and gave a smile)... the thing is, she is some sort of part of my imagination, but the problem is: I can't get rid of her and she's a fucking pervert, she falls head over heels for ANY hot guy she sees and always tells me her fantasies while I don't want to hear any of them, but sometimes I can't shut her up for long, because she always comes back and doubles the trouble...or in her case, her fantasies and pervertedness.

The school came in sight and... holy fuck, it is a giant school, even bigger than my last one, damn... they must have a lot of money. It was a giant three storey building standing majestically in a big ass courtyard, it is white with only one double door, but it is still a very large door. Moving my gaze to my left I see the gym... no wait...two gym buildings, a yellow one which is the smallest and a bigger one, which is white with many blue pillars on either side, it's behind the small one and kinda' hard not to see it.

Anyway, moving to my beautiful school (*snicker*), I went through the huge opened gates and... almost everyone stopped what they were doing and started starring at me...nice. It's probably because of my hair.
I saw many students in what appeared to be cliques, well, no surprise there, I saw the jocks (the no brain type), the preps or how I like to call them: populars, you can tell by their designer clothes and stuck-up attitude, next there were the goths, black all the way to China baby and last but not least...a group of...of... I don't know which category to add them to, but I can tell you that they look like some sort of badass gang you don't want to mess with.

'And hot' Inner adds. Meh, I don't care as long as they leave me alone, along with everyone else in this school that is.
But sadly, my wishes almost never come true, because one way or another people will bother me for being a nerd... well fuch them (do you like it? It's a new word I invented), how would they feel if they'd be in my shoes?
'Stinky' Inner butted in.

As I was moving towards the building to get to it, or at least find the principal's office, someone poked my shoulder a few times.
I turned around and saw a girl with long red hair, a side straight and the other choppy, red eyes, she was wearing a way too tight white and high tank top, showing her navel and not covering much, 'Is that even allowed?', black rimmed glasses, a way too short red mini skirt, again not covering too much (you can practically see her ass damn it... what is with the school dressing code?) and last, but hopefully the least, some high heeled shoes and tons of make-up. She looks like a fucking oompa-loompa escaped from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", only they were cuter.

'Goody-goody, why can't you be more feminine, but at least you're in a way decent, she's dressed like a fucking whore who can't get any because of her ugliness', Inner said while laughing her head off.
'For once I agree with you Inner, for once I agree.' I thought while mentally shaking her hand.

All in all, the whor- I mean girl looked like the queen-bee type, always bitching around to everybody about her broken nail... 'tsk, this will be fun', I thought, inwardly smirking to myself. Alas, let's not judge a book by its cover, maybe she's nice, who knows?

"Hey geek, what do you think you're doing in MY school, this isn't a place for a slut like you and don't even think about going near MY Sasuke-kun, he's not interested in little whores like you" she said while smirking. Okay, she's definitely not nice...wait, what did that bitch just call me?
'She called you a fucking slut and whore….' Inner realized what she said and started throwing tantrums like a wild cat while shouting 'KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE Outer!'
'That bitch is going d-o-w-n, DOWN!'

No, I have to calm myself and not make a scene in front of the school, in front of everybody, not that I can't kick the bitch's ass to next Tuesday, but I will attract attention to myself and that's the last thing on my mind right now.
'Outer, haven't you already attracted attention? Everyone is watching this little scene so why not go for it and kick the slut's ass?', Inner said while doing some crazy karate moves in mid air, I wish I could do that.

Back to my situation. I calmed my nerves by breathing in and out slowly and deeply, but it's not like it fucking helped me.
"Excuse me, but I don't even know you and I don't know who this 'Sasuke-kun' of yours is and for the school part, I'm the new student whether you like it or not, so please leave me alone so I can go get my schedule." With that, I turned my back to her and started walking towards my new fucking shitty school...yay.
But it wasn't over when, suddenly, she pulled my shoulder so I could turn around.
"Listen you nerdy bitch, nobody talks to me like that, you either do as I say and stay away from MY Sasuke-kun or suffer the consequences. Don't mess with me" she said while smirking like a fucking smirker('Really Outer?'), she probably thought I was scared shitless by now, with me being a nerd and all, well the bitch has another thing coming.

"Like I said before, I DON'T, repeat, DON'T have any interest in 'your' Sasuke-kun, as for the consequences... you can take your insults and shove them up your ass you stuck up spoiled bitch", Sakura yelled at the red bitch and then continued on her way while raising the middle finger in the air, clearly telling the bitch that she's number 1... in ugliness. Screw the unwanted attention, I got it anyway so might as well enjoy it.

'That's right Sakura, go with the flow, you go girl' Inner said while wearing some awesome pimp shades...'Hey, hey, hey, they're not pimp shades!'
The bitch was shocked for a moment and I saw almost everyone with their mouths open, but she composed herself and ran at Sakura while screaming, getting ready to dig her long nails in her head.
Sakura simply sidestepped and stuck her foot out to trip her, the bitch face-planted the ground with a loud *thump*, Sakura then simply continued her walk, ignoring all the stares and gaping expressions of the others as she entered the building, some were laughing quite loudly might I add... 'Like a boss'... she tried to get to the office so she can fucking head to class and ignore everyone.